Alteration #3 - God vs Skunk
A huge halo of TRUTH usually denotes a huge liar...
All I wanted was to take the trash out. I saw the little skunk, and I thought it would scramble off at my noise - which it did at first, but then decided to circle back around to attack me - in a skunkey way - with stink instead of claws and teeth.
I tried ignoring it, but finally its ridiculous bravura pissed me off enough to pick up a stick, a stick with a jagged point.
I went right for the stupid skunk. It was surprised that I didn't care about the smell-threat it held to be so all-powerful. I said, "Go ahead. I'll kill you anyway, stink or no." It was so surprised.
I wasn't even really that mad - just irritated. Imagine if I'd been truly angry, like the last time I tried to hurl a great load of shit at humanity, for instance. All that came out was liquid - so I tried drowning them in a flood. I lost interest, though, before it was all over.
The next time will be more concrete. I'll reach way up and grab all of the shit humanity has forced into existence, and I'll bomb them with their own mortalities. A huge load of reeking heavy artillery.
You thought I was just a treat you could snack on - a lollipop for when you weren't feeling so nice. Surprise. When I kill it is because an end is imminent...
All I wanted was to take the trash out. I saw the little skunk, and I thought it would scramble off at my noise - which it did at first, but then decided to circle back around to attack me - in a skunkey way - with stink instead of claws and teeth.
I tried ignoring it, but finally its ridiculous bravura pissed me off enough to pick up a stick, a stick with a jagged point.
I went right for the stupid skunk. It was surprised that I didn't care about the smell-threat it held to be so all-powerful. I said, "Go ahead. I'll kill you anyway, stink or no." It was so surprised.
I wasn't even really that mad - just irritated. Imagine if I'd been truly angry, like the last time I tried to hurl a great load of shit at humanity, for instance. All that came out was liquid - so I tried drowning them in a flood. I lost interest, though, before it was all over.
The next time will be more concrete. I'll reach way up and grab all of the shit humanity has forced into existence, and I'll bomb them with their own mortalities. A huge load of reeking heavy artillery.
You thought I was just a treat you could snack on - a lollipop for when you weren't feeling so nice. Surprise. When I kill it is because an end is imminent...
